Jonah
Jonah is a little soured on the concept of marriage.
He tied the knot right out of high school, at the tender age of eighteen.
"Did you knock her up or something?" I asked.
"No, nothing like that," he said. "I loved her and it just felt right."
"Is that what made you get married so young?"
"Being stuck in a northern state... you find a girl, you better keep her."
Apparently, after the ring went on her finger she became a raging bitch.
He didn't seem to want to go into detail, but he offered: "She was pretty controlling."
"How long have you been divorced?"
"About 14 or 15 months."
"So it's a new thing... Are you enjoying being single?"
"Oh yeah," he said with a sigh of relief. "It's nice."
"So now what's your perfect kind of girl?"
"One who's fit and doesn't want to get married."
Wow, she must have been bad. I'll never get how these girls who have hot men can be so miserable.
Anyway, Jonah is enjoying the single life and he has a lot of girls chasing him.
With his handsome face, perfect hair, and smooth, chiseled body that's not much of a surprise!
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Quicktime
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This Quicktime movie is encoded with H.264 / AAC, which uses the latest innovations in compression technology to provide incredible video and audio quality.
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Small - 320 x 180 frame size. File size: 33 MB
Medium - 480 x 270 frame size. File size: 67 MB
Large - 640 x 360 frame size. File size: 123 MB
X-Large - 960 x 540 frame size. File size: 239 MB
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Windows Media
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Windows Media movies are available in two formats: downloads and streaming.
Downloads
You can download a Windows Media movie by selecting one of the sizes following the "Downloads:" label, above. The following sizes are available:
Small - 320 x 180 frame size. File size: 36 MB.
Medium - 480 x 270 frame size. File size: 65 MB
Large - 640 x 360 frame size. File size: 123 MB
X-Large - 960 x 540 frame size. File size: 241 MB
Once you click on a size, the file will begin downloading to your computer. Depending on your system configuration and browser, your media player may launch automatically and begin playing the movie.
Downloading is progressive, which means that you can only view that portion of the file that has been downloaded. Unlike streaming, you cannot fast forward or rewind a movie. Once the file is fully downloaded, however, you can move through the movie arbitrarily by moving the progress bar slider on your media player.
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Streaming
The streaming format is only available for Windows users. If you are on a Macintosh, you will need to use the "Downloads" format instead.
The streaming format is available in two different speeds:
256K - This speed is best for slower connections, such as dial-up connections.
512K - This speed is best for broadband (DSL and cable modem), T1, and other high-speed connections.
Streaming a movie allows you to fast forward, rewind, or move to any point in the movie by using the controls of your media player.
To begin streaming a movie, simply click one of the speeds following the "Streaming:" label, above.
If the movie stops and starts or frequently rebuffers, that means that your connection is not fast enough to support the speed you have chosen. In that case, you can select a slower speed.
Apple Devices
Apple Devices formats are optimized for use with Apple's mobile devices, the iPhone and iPod.
iPhone
The iPhone format has a frame size of 320 x 240. This movie has a total file size of 74 MB.
You can play the movie from your iPhone by touching the "iPhone" link above. The movie will open in your iPhone's built-it media player and begin to play after a short buffering period. If the movie does not start automatically, you can press the Play button in the media player to begin.
The iPhone format works best on 3G, WiFi, or equivalent high-speed networks. You can play the movie on an EDGE network, but you may experience frequent buffering delays which cause the movie to start and stop. In that case, you may want to download the movie in iPod format and follow the instructions below to sync the movie with your iPhone.
iPod
The iPod format has a frame size of 640 x 480. This movie has a total file size of 171 MB.
To utilize the iPod format, download the file to your computer. Once it is downloaded, you can import the file into iTunes and then sync the file with your iPod or iPhone device. Instructions for synchronizing videos with your iPod via iTunes can be found in this Apple support document.
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See Also
Jonah also appears in the following movies:
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